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Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
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图书馆,对面一老外在看中国史,很努力地用中文做笔记,嘴中念念有词“慈禧太后尊称‘老佛爷’,为大清皇后之最,有‘西太后’…‘圣母皇太后’之名…死后谥号为…OH FUCK THIS SHIT!”然后收拾书包走了,开始纳闷,过去一看,立马懂了…谥曰:孝钦慈禧端佑康颐昭豫庄诚寿恭钦献崇熙配天兴圣显皇后