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[短篇] 笑话三则

1 在拥挤的公交车上一个站着的孕妇对她旁坐着的一位男子说:“你不知道我怀孕了吗?”男子很紧张的说:“孩子不是我的！”
2 顾客:自从我用了从你们这里买的生发水后，我头发怎么全掉了?售货员:一点不错，先生，要想长出新头发，就必须先给它腾地方。
3 我空有一身泡妞的本领，却无奈自己是个妞。
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