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[短篇] 笑话五则

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笑话五则

1.为什么小明每次考试都是第一名?因为他总是抄第二名的答案!

2.我去看医生,他说:“药要饭后吃。”我问:“饭前吃会怎么样?”医生说:“那就得等饭来了再吃。”

3.蜘蛛爱上了蝴蝶,蝴蝶却拒绝了它,蜘蛛问:“为什么?”蝴蝶说:“我妈说了,整天在网上混的都不是好人!”

4.为什么手机不能进水?因为手机有“防水”功能,一旦进水就会变成“防水手机”。

5.为什么月亮晚上才出来?因为白天太阳出来,月亮怕晒黑!
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