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[短篇] 笑话四则

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笑话四则

1、当90后参加工作后,发工资时,相由薪生;去逛街时,随薪锁欲;朋友面前,口试薪非;为人处世,薪平气和;一年到头,处薪积虑;冲到月底,薪尽自然凉。
2、推荐大家出去旅游穿睡衣拖鞋,这样会让别人以为你家住在附近,买东西时不太容易被宰。
3、终于有人向我表白了,可怎么好像和别人的不太一样???? 他说的是:我喜欢你,哪怕你是一坨屎,我也宁愿便秘一辈子!!
4、人生就像跑步,如果你不跑,就永远追不上前面的人。但只要你坚持跑起来,前面的人就会开始越跑越快。

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